Can’t TRUST This!

Trust is earned.  You can’t just go handing it out all willy nilly like a bowl of dinner mints.  Trust has to mean something.  It has to make sense.  Otherwise, it’s just comedy.

I don’t know where (or why) my mind started down this path…I was probably cracking a joke (#1) and came to the conclusion — nah can’t trust that lol.  And now I have this offbeat list…all for fun.  Feel free to add to it, question my motives, or second that emotion .

CAN’T TRUST THIS (Da na na na)!

1. A dentist with cavities
2. A blind gynecologist
3. Dick Chaney
4. A bank president with a 520 personal credit score
5. A pre-opened parachute
6. Cheesecake with zero transfat
7. Whoopings that hurt the parent more than the child (and I’m a parent)
8. “You’re going to feel a tiny prick”…before blood work
9. Pharmaceuticals that address 1 symptom, but “may cause heart attack, stroke, nausea, migraines, stomach ulcers, in-grown toenails, and death — only in rare cases.”
10. Single friends who tell married friends, “I wouldn’t put up with that…you oughtta leave him/her.”
11. Cops who pull over ambulances with patients
12. Hotel wake-up calls before a big meeting
13. A politician with a criminal record
14. Drinking water recycled from waste water
15. Management that passes my knowledge/work off as their own
16. A sharp shooter with one glass eye
17. A vet who’s allergic to dander
18. Financial counselors facing foreclosure
19. Mortgage loans with “no hidden fees”
20. The scale in my bathroom lol
21. A chef/cook with dirty fingernails
22. Fast talking car salesmen with wet armpits
23. E-purchasers from Nigeria using PayPal
24. Buffet bars without adequate glass shields
25. 1-ply tissue
26. {your turn}